Looking for a laugh this weekend? We’ve compiled a list of the silliest sea jokes this side of the Atlantic!

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

How do sailors wash their clothes?

They throw their laundry overboard and it’s washed ashore.

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?

The Codfather.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Why are goldfish orange?

The water makes them rusty.

How does an octopus go to war?


John asks the angler: Is this river any good for fish?

Angler: It must be. I can’t get any of them to leave it.

Ok, we’ll clam up now.  Maybe these shrimply weren’t up your reef.  What jokes make you chuckle?  Send us your fintastic favorites on Facebook or tweet them to us @SeastreakFerry!

Sea you soon,

The Seastreak Family

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